A few weeks ago millions of containers of Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty washed up on a California beach near the Santa Monica pier, causing thousands of putty collectors to travel to California to get their hands on specialty putties amidst hundreds of police attempting to stop the mayhem.
One putty enthusiast says, "Yesterday my cat got into my Mega Super Lava putty and was so coated in it that he died of heatstroke."
Multiple police officers were hospitalized after being crushed by the wave of people running to get to the pile of beautiful Tidal Wave putty.
After only a few hours, most of the putty lovers gave up a few tins of putty to help the group that was throwing putty at the blades of the police helicopters in an attempt to jam them.
The following night a report was mistakenly made that UFO's had landed in NYC after a huge mural of Glow putty was made, causing the scientists looking at the ISS's cameras to believe that the light was coming from extra-terrestrial beings.
A huge green candy cane was made in San Francisco after half a ton of Chameleon putty was sent to the arctic, and another half ton was sent to the African Savannah.
People who couldn't get to Santa Monica in time swarmed the website www.puttyworld.com.
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