(Host) Have you ever wanted a delicious, refreshing and low-priced drink? Have you ever wanted to drink a drink that's everybody’s drinking? Well, Now you can with Glob-Cola! Glob-Cola is a refreshing soda with a low price of 15 billion dollars! The Glob-Cola is the only soda that has never so barely any sugars and is cheap!
(You) Wow I can finally be cool and show of to my friends and all I need is a small loan of 15 billion dollars! I would recommend Glob-Cola to any and every one on planet Earth! What else can Glob-Cola do?
(Host)Glob-Cola can also be used as a nuclear warhead and a plane! Glob-Cola can also can hack into the U.S FBI interface! Glob-Cola has the power of a rocket when you apply a Glob-Mint! Which is also a Glob-Glob Product which you can find in the candy aisle along side with Glob-Gum, Glob-Beans, and Glob-Bars.
(You) There’s so many Glob Products!
(Host) There’s Diet Galb, Galb, Galab, Galab zero, Glob-Cola, and Diet Glob. You can find these at the Glob Store! It’s in Downtown Glob on Glab Street. Buy Glob-Cola for a low price of 15 billion dollars!
(You) I’ll go buy it right now using my Razor Crazy Cart!
Glob Cola is a very dangerous product and should be handled with care and has over 1.5 trillion calories and 80 million grams of sugar. The glob cola has to be ordered by someone age 5 and up.
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