The United States of America were all in chaos, but when the giant baby showed up, things got more and more chaotic. The giant baby crossed multiple rivers, it seems, judging from its soggy, moldy feet that left sinkholes all over town.
Now the town stinks of feet and mold, but that’s not all. Apparently the baby climbed Mt. Everest and other cold mountains, because its frostbitten fingers, nose, and toes say it all. The poor baby fell asleep on the London Bridge, thinking it was a bed. When it woke up, the baby started crying so loudly that all of the city passed out! They woke up an hour later, but they claim that they couldn’t hear anything for a half hour.
Meanwhile, the baby had stopped crying and was marching towards the Golden Gate in California! We fortunately could track the baby with helicopters and cars. Once the baby reached the Golden Gate, which was glowing like fire in the darkness, it snatched the bridge right off the road and started playing with it, thinking that it was a toy car or a toy airplane.
The baby continued its path of destruction when a mysterious hooded figure in Illinois spoke to the baby in a soothing voice and coaxed the baby to sleep. As the baby fell asleep, we all noticed that the baby had a black necklace. Then, the figure ripped the necklace off the baby’s neck and crushed it underneath the his/her foot. As soon as the necklace was crushed, the baby started shrinking until it was normal sized, once again.
The mysterious hooded figure pick the baby up, went up to one of the woman in the crowd, and gave the baby to her. “Amari!” the woman cried. She said to the figure, “Thank you so much for saving my baby!” and walked off, rocking the sleeping baby in her arms. As soon as the woman left, people started surrounding the hooded figure and asking questions. “Who are you?” and “Where are you from?” and “How did you know what to do?” and, lastly, “Can you take your hood off?”. The figure reached up to pull back his/her hood, and we all held our breaths. The figure pulled back his/her hood…
Only a little bit so we could see a smile on his/her face. Then, the figure disappeared into thin air! We were all silent for a good minute, and we burst into chaos. Ever since the figure disappeared, this has been on the news for weeks, and the military has been searching for this mysterious person. Who is this person? And will we ever see him/her again? Stay tuned for the next amazing news!
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