Taxi by Kelly Park, Lauren Scherer, and Siggy Cassuto

Characters:

Alex (the reckless one)

Sam (the cautious one)

Avery (the maniac taxi driver)

Avery: [sitting in the driver’s seat]

Alex: [Waving down taxi]

Sam; [yelling] Hey! We need a taxi! Someone!

Avery: Hop on! Business hasn’t been good for me in the past few days!

Sam and Alex: [gets on the taxi]

Avery: [starts driving]

Sam: Are you sure we’re going under the spee-

Alex: [interrupting and screaming] We’re heading towards a cliff!

Sam and Alex: [screaming]

Alex: Stop! STOP!

Avery: [does a sharp turn] Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention.

Sam [takes a deep breath] Okay, maybe we should get off.

Alex: No, it’s fine. Let’s give him another chance.

Sam: Bu-

Alex: [interrupting] We want to go to the movies.

Avery: Yes, of course. [Does another sharp turn]

Sam: [almost falls over]

Alex: [snickers under his breath]

Sam: [very mad expression] Are you doing this on purpose?

Avery: What? Of course not!

Sam: [suspiciously] Okay…

Avery: Well, the voice in my head says I’m not doing it on purpose.

Sam: Alex, I really think we shou-

Alex: [interrupting and screaming] We’re gonna crash into that wall!

Sam and Alex: [screaming]

Avery: [the taxi inches away from the wall] Oh, the taxi ran out of gas.

Sam: You can stay here and die if you want to, but I’m getting outta here!

Sam: [runs out]

Alex: Uh, yeah, I think we should go.

Avery: But what about my payment?

Sam: [comes back in frame and yells at Avery] Payment? You’re talking about payment when you almost got us killed? I am most definitely not giving you payment! [walks away]

Alex: Sorry, but I gotta go. [also walks away]

All: The End!

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The Case of the Missing Chromebooks by Darrel Zhou, Aiden Schmidt, and Kevin Samey,

FYI: MAKE YOUR OWN NAMES

OPENING SCENE: ROBBERS

(Both robbers collecting chromebooks)

ROBBER 1: {Collecting Chromebooks} Hey, (ROBBER 2), how many will we get?

ROBBER 2: {Collecting Chromebooks} As much as you can.

ROBBER 1: {Facing ROBBER 2, stammering} B-but w-what if w-we g-get c-c-caught?

ROBBER 2: {with a sly smile} We won’t. We’ll blast them and they’ll never catch us.

ROBBER 1: {Regaining confidence but still scared} Okay.

(WALK OUT OF FRAME)

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SECOND SCENE: DETECTIVE

(DETECTIVE WALKS INTO FRAME)

DETECTIVE: {Reading a newspaper at his desk}

DETECTIVE: {Realizing that there was a crime} Oh my goodness! Another crime? {looking back at newspaper} Stealing Chromebooks!? I’ve got to solve this!

{DETECTIVE WALKS OUT OF FRAME}

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THIRD SCENE: DETECTIVE AND ROBBERS

{DETECTIVE ARRIVING AT THE CHROME STORE/CRIME SCENE}

DETECTIVE: {muttering} What Happened?

{DETECTIVE KEEPS MUTTERING AS ROBBER 1 AND ROBBER 2 SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM}

ROBBER 2: {Cracks knuckles} Oh I knew you would nose into MY crime!

ROBBER 1: {cautiously} Isn’t it OUR crime?

ROBBER 2: {looks at ROBBER 1, frustrated) SHUT IT ROBBER 1! {Looks back at DETECTIVE} Now, you better cry out your last words before I give you a whoopin’!

ROBBER 1: Yeah you better!

{DETECTIVE RAISES HIS HANDS AND TURNS AROUND}

DETECTIVE: Okay, you got me. I surrender. And Mama, I’m sorr…. {Grabs chest and goes into a fake cardiac arrest}

ROBBER 1: Well, that was kinda easy.

ROBBER 2: Yeah. well, let’s go.

{ROBBERS 1 and 2 WALK AWAY}

DETECTIVE: {Gets his portable, expandable cage from his belt and throws it at the two robbers} Yeah, well, for one thing, don’t assume anything.

ROBBER 1 AND ROBBER 2: {cage expands around them, enclosing them inside} What the…?

DETECTIVE: Now, let me ask. Where are the..

ROBBER 1 AND 2: {interrupting} 14325 Mischief Ln. N 55342